Kolkata Knight Riders' Biggest Nightmare comes True

Nothing seems to be going in favour of the KKR in IPL-2009. Not that they did any good in 2008 version but this time they don't seem to be doing even that. They are currently at the bottom of the charts and are expected to remain there only in the rest of the tournament. coach Buchanan is enjoying his richly paid foreign tour after creating a controversy out of nothing by introducing the multiple captain theory. as if this wasn't enough there came a blog named "fake ipl player" whose author claimed to be an insider of the KKR camp and there he lashed out at the team management and increased the amount of public embarrassment for the SRK's team. SRK was very excited at the beginning of the tournament expecting his team to beat the others just like Australia used to do when Buchanan coached them. so excited he was that he didn't mind arguing with the cricketing legend Sunil gavaskar regarding the captaincy issue saying, "This is our team and we know how to run it". But the only match KKR won was by the mercy of the great mathematician in cricket Mr.Duckworth and Lewis. so is the intensity of the poor performance that the only way in which KKR can now earn points is that the rain must spoil the match so that one point is awarded to both the teams. The second half for this season has already started where every match is equivalent to a knock out. all the teams are doing their best, even Vijay Malya's Royal Challengers are trying their best to stay in the race. but KKR seem to be hating their theme song. i wonder if they'll ask SRK to change it, KORBO LORBO HARBO RE. 

cant say what the people of Kolkata might be thinking about their IPL team. after all its KOLKATA Knight Riders. AAMI KOLKATA WE LOSE!!

I have a few suggestions for the KKR team management:

1. They should forget about IPL and shall rather try their luck in ICL.

2. They should replace themselves with the playing eleven of the team representing Bengal in ICL

3. They should shoot a film where SRK is their coach and where they win the IPL final on the last ball of super over with SRK suggesting Mc cullum to hit a six on the last ball from the pavilion ( yeh lamba run up lekar aa raha hai yani fast ball, lekin iska pair to dheere chal raha hai yani slow, YANI YEH SPIN BALL FAENKEGA...mc cullum meri taraf dekho mc cullum...)

4. They should try their luck as cheer leaders in next season.

5. They should start a reality show to select the next year's coach (of course Indians wont be allowed)

I know there are many things where KKRs can out beat the other teams but its not CRICKET for sure..!! hope you can suggest me some more ideas,,..Do Post COMMENTS!!