Mr. Dhakkan Reloaded

Mr dhakkan thinks that he is a big flirt and girls die to see his big ******* smile, he think he’ll smile and girls will fall in his way…so he doesn’t smile at all...!! Mr dhakkan thinks, he is a king on orkut who’ll send one friend request and there will be discussion about it on next day’s newspaper. Mr dhakkan is a big time beggar, he didn’t return loads of debt which he carries on his shoulders very proudly. He gets huge amount of pocket money, he spends it all on betting. He loves cricket satta, but never won any money.:(. He spends this money of rent on feeding his “girls-who-are-his-friends”, but sadly to no response in the way he wants,... Last time Mr dhakkan used his brain was when he was asked to leave the classroom and he was thinking which way to go…. Mr dhakkan kills mosquitos with his head.. Mr dhakkan loves his only blue shirt which makes him look like a professional, which he otherwise cant even think of being.. Mr dhakkan entered engineering because he wanted to go in a college where no one had time to notice his dangerously kidding acts of “attention seeking”.. Mr dhakkan bought his bike by the money he collected from his friends when girls refused to eat more of so called “his” money because they had to bear him for that period, instead a few friends of mine offered him 50 paise to leave them alone.. Mr dhakkan is a big fan of cyrus sahukar and loves his shows on MTV (mirinda kikass mornings).. Mr dhakkan once drank alcohol, he broke the mirror when he saw his image in it.. Mr dhakkan’s favourite ipl team is “Dhakkan Chargers”, this is how he loves to pronounce it. Of course his favourite airline is “Air DHAKKAN”. Mr dhakkan's cellphone is switched off since the battery got discharged for the first time.. Mr dhakkan drinks coke “on the rocks”, on the nearest hill, he likes his cold drink hot. He thinks it’ll make him hotter. Mr dhakkan stopped drinking milk when he realized that it was lassi.. Mr dhakkan thinks he can beat the great khalli, if only he joins gym.. Mr dhakkan eats food after keeping it in freezer for 2 hours, it makes him COOL.. Mr dhakkan’s favourite roadie was devarshi after he saw him “performing” the “coffin task”.. Mr dhakkan loves Buchanan because he made the best possible team perform poorly, made the IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE, no wait, POSSIBLE IMPOSSIBLE.. Mr dhakkan thinks he is the fake ipl player.. Mr dhakkan takes bath every diwali, how long can u carry yourself with holi colours on your body?. Mr dhakkan loves this blog because he succeeded in his job of “attention seeking”

Renovated version of Mr. dhakkan, original post remains.