The Story Of A Pagal and A Doctor

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Written By:

Stuti Narnolia

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The more you run away from something, more closer you get. This happened to me also, even worst then it should be when I tried to run away from Bandar (I will introduce him later on). Actually that naughty specie owned a website, where he used to discuss about 'jump' in his life.

Actually that monkey was no one but my brain doctor-dangerous one with no patient. You must be thinking now that I am a mad person. But that is not at all true. Unluckily, I had to become only patient of him for his income, because he was very good friend of mine. One day he asked me to go through his website. I started imagining what a mental doctor that too a monkey can write. If I guess something it may include how many times he had jumped on trees for search of jadi-butis like medicine for his patients, sorry patient.

There are many other things which I will tell u later. Obviously, a mentally fit human will not want to be tagged mad, so I remained at a distance. This was the thing, I was running off from. My phone rang, cell beeped on with msg "visit the blog", this was not the last, my email-id's had the same messages, not even spared mine orkut, facebook accounts etc. The website became nightmare about which I used to dream even at the day time, how horrifying it could be!!

A smile came to my face when I got solution for this. Yes, I got an idea. It was that I would lie to him that I had visited. And I did that. The day was happiest day of my life. But, that happiest 'DAY' remained for a 'day' only when my mobile beeped again next day with message from Bandar (still saved with same name in my contacts). I opened my inbox and the text was "I could not see you in the visit list. Post comments on each blog there.” My face turned from “:)” to “:(”. How could I forget that the site was of mental doctor who must have put his mind infinitely while creating that website which was horrible as per my imagination?

To visit the site was troublesome task for me; just imagine how difficult it would be to post comments for each post. I started calculating not mathematically but in the same way as doctor monkey could .To my surprise the result was mathematical expression for I was 200% confirmed that is
no. of posts= no. of trees he had jumped from the last second till now

Now every thing was clear in my mind. I was confirmed that the bandar’s banana-diet has increased. So he really wants to turn me 'mad' and he is playing this game. One thing came to more in my mind which I would discuss later. I said to myself, “jo bhi ho jaye ye nahi hone dungi". I neglected his msgs: "my net is not working" .But one day I was caught online. He started complaining in the same speed at which he eats banana. I had no answer. But suddenly an answer came to my mind and I quickly pressed unarranged letters on keyboard; the outcome was "I tried posting comments but your website is not accepting. Check there is some technical problem".

As always his reply was ready. He explained me “How to post a comment” in an elaborate manner as I was a KG student. He continued “I have invitation for you”. I got surprised how monkey doctor could give party, because he never did so. But sadly there was nothing like party because the next horror on my g talk was “I have sent you invitation to join www………com and write for it. Accept it. When will be your next blog ready??” I read ten times the above line to assure that my eyes were ok. I found my pc oscillating in front of my eyes.

At last, I wrote. This horrible story is the result. Hope, you know this intelligent doctor... If not I would tell you in the next one, with more detail on Dr. Bandar and more brain eating story.