The Story Of A Pagal and A Doctor

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Written By:

Stuti Narnolia

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The more you run away from something, more closer you get. This happened to me also, even worst then it should be when I tried to run away from Bandar (I will introduce him later on). Actually that naughty specie owned a website, where he used to discuss about 'jump' in his life.

Actually that monkey was no one but my brain doctor-dangerous one with no patient. You must be thinking now that I am a mad person. But that is not at all true. Unluckily, I had to become only patient of him for his income, because he was very good friend of mine. One day he asked me to go through his website. I started imagining what a mental doctor that too a monkey can write. If I guess something it may include how many times he had jumped on trees for search of jadi-butis like medicine for his patients, sorry patient.

There are many other things which I will tell u later. Obviously, a mentally fit human will not want to be tagged mad, so I remained at a distance. This was the thing, I was running off from. My phone rang, cell beeped on with msg "visit the blog", this was not the last, my email-id's had the same messages, not even spared mine orkut, facebook accounts etc. The website became nightmare about which I used to dream even at the day time, how horrifying it could be!!

A smile came to my face when I got solution for this. Yes, I got an idea. It was that I would lie to him that I had visited. And I did that. The day was happiest day of my life. But, that happiest 'DAY' remained for a 'day' only when my mobile beeped again next day with message from Bandar (still saved with same name in my contacts). I opened my inbox and the text was "I could not see you in the visit list. Post comments on each blog there.” My face turned from “:)” to “:(”. How could I forget that the site was of mental doctor who must have put his mind infinitely while creating that website which was horrible as per my imagination?

To visit the site was troublesome task for me; just imagine how difficult it would be to post comments for each post. I started calculating not mathematically but in the same way as doctor monkey could .To my surprise the result was mathematical expression for I was 200% confirmed that is
no. of posts= no. of trees he had jumped from the last second till now

Now every thing was clear in my mind. I was confirmed that the bandar’s banana-diet has increased. So he really wants to turn me 'mad' and he is playing this game. One thing came to more in my mind which I would discuss later. I said to myself, “jo bhi ho jaye ye nahi hone dungi". I neglected his msgs: "my net is not working" .But one day I was caught online. He started complaining in the same speed at which he eats banana. I had no answer. But suddenly an answer came to my mind and I quickly pressed unarranged letters on keyboard; the outcome was "I tried posting comments but your website is not accepting. Check there is some technical problem".

As always his reply was ready. He explained me “How to post a comment” in an elaborate manner as I was a KG student. He continued “I have invitation for you”. I got surprised how monkey doctor could give party, because he never did so. But sadly there was nothing like party because the next horror on my g talk was “I have sent you invitation to join www………com and write for it. Accept it. When will be your next blog ready??” I read ten times the above line to assure that my eyes were ok. I found my pc oscillating in front of my eyes.

At last, I wrote. This horrible story is the result. Hope, you know this intelligent doctor... If not I would tell you in the next one, with more detail on Dr. Bandar and more brain eating story.

Strings Of My Brain

A new thought out of my brain....
"Life is a uni-directional journey, starting at childhood and finishing at old age;
Each day comes only for once, its upto us what we make out of it...
There is no reverse Gear, So cherish every moment of it with full Zeal and Energy...
This moment will never come back ever...!!".....

ALL THAT THEY SAY...

Hey friends; “error” here..this time I’ve got Bites from orkut testimonials and scraps of the Kafe Owner:

Anubha:
He is a very caring, understanding and helping person. U don't even have to approach him for help he’ll offer his help before u ask for it. Well........ jst be the same anurag always

Ankit Pareek:
I found him wen i was in class3rd...we became frnz...(me,anurag n apoorv)...for me its like d best part of my lyf..hav u read d novel"d 3 mistakes of my lyf"???? our f'shp was same lik those 3 frnz in dat novel...

Celestina:
u r cool,calm n sincere.i used to tell u everything without hesitation and without giving another thought u used to hear me.i like ur nature ur style ur attitude. (scrapbook entry)

Aditi Jain:
lets just say u r one of th very people i met who think like me in most of th cases and cn understnd things with th same frequency i do..and ofcourse get th same meaning out of them..

Bruno (Deeds):
Very calm nature guy,but gussa ise bhi aata h yups clever too.....lil bit introvert,bolta jayada nahi h but to the point bolta h......

Aditya Vyas:
he is such a gud n true frnd...is there for u wen u r in some problem or tension..lik i alwaz have near my results. we discuss everything from studies to teachers to college to the economy of the world...ek mast banda hai yaar yeh..frank and fiercely ambitious..Befriend him and have good times

Akanksha Sharan:
He is my college fellow and a very good friend of mine.. agar tubelight le ke dhoondoge to bhi ek bhi negative point nhi milegi.. Formality k liye nhi bol rahi hun yar.. He is seriously like this...

Ankita Mishra:
v guyzz enjoyed a lot whether in class as co moniters....aur as dance patners in annual functionss.........i remember he alwayzz ttook d chalk n started riting d nme on d board (quite funny at times) bt dats wat all is skool lyf meant for.........

Stuti Narnolia:
He is BEST in dis WORLD..a wonderful photographer..is 1 of my TRUE FRIEND..I feel extremely glad n luky 2 hv frnd like u

Ankit Tandon:
Happiest man to get a voter id

Barkha Jain:
ek banda h cool sa,
dekne mai h smart sa!!
naam hai uska ANURAG!!
jiska sense of humour h bindas!!
hai wo dosto ka dost,
jise pr kr sako trust!

Abhinav:
A lot of people will walk in and out of your LIFE …..but only true FRIENDS will leave footprints in your HEART!

Mridula:
he had always been nice to me.....so no complaints be wat u are buddy......always seek for the best coz u deserve d best........

Gunjan:
He has many more qualities.....which cannot be described in words... He is really a vry good person.......!!! I m proud to be his friend.....!!!!

There is so much that i have to say

POST REMOVED

Few But True...!!

There is one life and its a long journey;
There is one traveller and the road is sunny;

The only help is the one so divine;
God is there to keep me fine;

And there are friends on their own roads;
Fighting their way in their own modes;

It is always a well needed motivation;
That they all come to give me a notion;

They give me the light to move on right;
To make me laugh when there is a moonless night;

So what that in number they are so few;
What matters is that they are all true;

Its a proud to be a part of them;
They are true friends and are my Gem..!!

Adieu: India's Got Talent

The first "error-ful" post is here for you...!!:P
Well sonali bendre has been a favourite of mine frm a long time and her dressing sense has always been classic, extra-ordinary and graceful...

her dress was beautiful as usual in the finale....!!
but in between the perforrmances she appeared in Saree while talknig about individual performances giving insight to the way they have been performing in the past...!!

and she was looking stunning in that...!!...Gorgeous and what not...words are less to describe her beauty even today when she has stopped working in the movies after completing her golden phase in the Bollywood...!!

Now that the show has come to an end i wish we get to see more of her soon..!!...much before the next season of IGT...!!

Kirron Kher And Shekhar have been the two of the best judges i've ever seen on Indian television...there were no cat fights on IGT among judges like other shows....
it was a show which we watched with our families very comfortably with decent and graceful talks....
and common people took part in the show very comfortably from all and i mean ALL sections of the society...!!
and we got a very talented winner "Prince Dance Group"..the group which used least resources and maximum talent...!!
and other participants were mind blowing as well...each and every one of them..its not even possible to name them all..!!

In the end....nice show after a long time ...!!
i'll eagerly wait for its next season...!!

Adieu IGT..!! come back next year with more talent...!!:)

Bear Grylls: The Born Survivor

If you don’t follow “Man vs Wild” on Discovery Channel; you have till now missed a very important necessity of human life: the art of survival. Man vs Wild is one of the few shows I watch on TV. And when I am just playing with my TV remote; if I see Bear Grylls appearing on my TV screen, even my remote denies working. Forget alone pushing it’s buttons.

Few basics on which he concentrates:

1. Positive attitude in every situation; a desire to live and survive in any case.
2. Courage to take risk. It’s for your life.
3. In particular, he tells that burning of fire at the place of night stay/ camp gives him a new hope and well needed energy to move on.
4. Eat whatever and whenever you can. (but something which doesn’t harm your health and body).
5. Be cautious, proactive and athletic; take care of your body by fulfilling basic needs like, food, water, sleep and sufficient body temperature.
6. Utilize every resource which is available; something which might seem to be a waste at one time; may help you in saving your life at other.
7. Don’t go against the nature, but take it’s help in your survival.
8. Maintain a proper body fitness.
9. There are many other small and big things which he keeps on telling but I don’t remember all of them right now; may be you can remind me of some in your comments if you follow him.
10. Well when there is nothing at point number 9; what are you searching on tenth??:P

Some info on Grylls from Wikipedia:

He’s got a lovely family of his; containing a wife (Shara Grylls ), and three sons Jesse, Marmaduke and Huckleberry (born 15 January 2009 via natural childbirth on his houseboat).

In December 2008, Grylls suffered a broken shoulder while kite skiing across a stretch of ice during an independent expedition to climb a remote unclimbed peak in Antarctica. Travelling at speeds up to 50 km/h, a ski caught on the ice, launching him in the air and breaking his shoulder when he came down.

On 16 May 1998, Grylls achieved his childhood dream (an ambition since his father gave him a picture of Everest when he was eight) and a record, as the youngest Briton, at 23, to summit Mount Everest, just eighteen months after breaking his back. (this record was later surpassed by others).

The show has featured stunts including Grylls climbing cliffs, parachuting from helicopters, balloons, and planes, paragliding, ice climbing, wading rapids, eating snakes and crocodiles, wrapping his urine-soaked t-shirt around his head to help stave off the desert heat, drinking urine saved in a rattlesnake skin, wrestling alligators, field dressing a camel carcass and drinking water from it, and free climbing waterfalls. Grylls also regales the viewer with tales of adventurers stranded or killed in the wilderness.

Happy Birthday KRISHNA

A Very Happy Krishna Janmastami

First Day Of Class-XI

Well Aditi first of all stop criticizing yourself; your post ("Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life") is quite good.

And now moving ahead with my post; let me share the first day of class XI with you people. Few of you already know but for others it’s the first time that I am making it public. On first day of class-XI (July 2004), we were made to sit in makeshift classrooms because new rooms for science section were being constructed on the third floor of the school building.

In the make shift classrooms the first lecture (periods as we used to call them at that time) was of “Library”. We went there and came back. And guess who was waiting for us on the door of the classroom: Mr. B. K. Sharma (The Self Proclaimed “strict”-mathematics teacher). Though I respect him for his help during class XII when I needed support but academically I rate him 7 out of 10. He started with some famous dialogues of his to which we were alien as it was just the first day; and then he started teaching us “SETS”, the first chapter of our NCERT book. I was sitting on the first bench with my friend Abhishek Jain. New students were a little low on confidence and we made full use of it by horrifying them of some rules which never existed. Few of them were so scared that they bunked the “assembly” session to save themselves from being punished. :P

Well moving ahead with the class. B. K. Sir started the class with a simple question and he selected me for that (As I was sitting in front). He asked “select the SET of most beautiful girls from this class”. When I thought of class XI; I knew that it would be all about fun and masti all around but I wasn’t expecting this question from a senior mathematics teacher. He insisted me to answer. And I was like what the hell..??!!...

He then asked a girl to select a set of “most handsome boys” from the class. Only thought which came in my mind was that this man is “drunk”…he is gone crazy….next he’ll ask some one to propose a girl and ask for a date or something..but thankfully B. K. Sir stopped there only..and when both of us were looking at our classmates to answer the questions asked; he stopped us from looking behind and said “Beta, beauty cannot be defined in a set; only measurable quantities are counted in set theory”. Well of course I later realized that had I answered the question the way I thought it was to be answered I would definitely be hit by the remaining girls by their shoes (thankfully they couldn’t wear sandals in school):D

B. K. Sir kept haunting me with that question entire session; and kept reminding me of it occasionally; “Maine pehli class me ek bande se kaha tha to select a set of most beautiful girls of the class, and he gave me no answer.” This instance brings a small smile on my face every time I remember it.

This day only we were told that our physics teacher is a person who did his engineering from Bangalore and would join us in few days. Later it came out to be the biggest disappointment in form of Manu Dev Bharadwaj Sir. He was having the knowledge of engineering but had no idea of CBSE and pattern. Infact he made his question papers in complete engineering style; giving 4-5 questions and not following any blue print given by CBSE; he faced many complaints but I saved him many times just because he was good with me and gave me good marks. Sonia Bhansali mam was really good; in teaching she was 6/10 but was very supportive and experienced enough for being a chemistry teacher.

Another feather in the crown of first day was the MMWT class (Multimedia and Web Technology). Praveen sir (the IP teacher) was a little strict in his first class; while Ritu mam of MMWT was modest enough to announce that she will make her question papers from her class notes and also she started her class with HTML (simplest language in programming history: as per me). This resulted in a mass turn around. Nearly 40%-60% IP students switched over from IP to MMWT. Praveen sir was horrified as he didn’t know the reason behind this sudden wave of events.

English was given to Sarika Gaur mam who later came out to be my house master. In all XI was a fun class with a lot of bunks and duty sessions by DSWs (Deans Student Welfare). Though I still have some grudges with the DSWs for the series of events in class XII; but in XI they were cool enough to be mentioned in this blog.